Relations: Where money doesn’t matter……

‘Money hai to honey hai..’ doesn’t go well in every respect or aspect of a humans life. There are numerable incidences where the above quote goes wrong.

Relation no. 1: To start with just take the example of smoking stick aka. Cigarette. I have heard many people saying ‘When there is a WILLS there is a way’. No matter how much the government increase the price of smoking stick, you will always find it sticking to the lips of its lovers. For the lovers the below sign is of no resemblance as they always find some way out for their date.

The same example goes in sync with boozing too.
Relation no. 2: Gourmands are my next example, no matter how much you increase the price of onions and tomatoes they won’t compromise with the taste of their mouth-watering dish.
For them having tasty food is absolute bliss. These people should have done the insurance of their tongues..

Relation no. 3: This one is the best, as this example only clicked me to write this post… Girlfriend-boyfriend relationship.
These species(pardon me) always find something or the other to give on a date, the gifts may range from a mere flower or chocolate to infinity. The gifts gradually decrease in size and rate, as the relationships grows older, till the time either of the two finds a new one.. And the same chain of gifts continues again.

Relation no. 4: Car and bike lovers, well these people constitute of male gender usually. No matter how much the price of gasoline might increase the level of adrenaline in them to push the accelerator harder is always high. Well in this relationship the only sufferer is the person who is directly associated with him.. The below picture will clear it more

Relation no. 5: This relation is marked above all, though the above 4 relations are a bit comic in nature, I urge you all to pay serious attention while going through this paragraph.
Parent-Child relation, this relation is a mix of sacrifice, pain, happiness, proud etc. etc.
When a baby is born parents try to give it the best of the best, the elite. They want their issue to pursue his or her education from the best institute, and to get in there they are even ready for donation. Donation also synonymies dowry.
This relation is independent of the following parameters:
Money
Reservation
Cast
Creed
Sex
Pollution and revolution.

So after reading this post you can comment back with the relations you are in, or you can also send me the some more examples of such relations be it serious or humorous.

Leave the Best, KILL the rest….

Statuary Warning: This post is not meant for humanitarians or soft hearted people. Kindly don’t proceed reading….

Maybe after reading this post many of you won’t agree with me, but these are my views and I am free to quote them.

Two biggest and toughest hurdles INDIA is facing are population and reservation, and because of these two factors INDIA is still among the list of countries which are developing and not developed. Let us consider the scenario of population first.

How many times have you noticed people lying on the road after being drunk?.. Many a times right! or this is a common scenario. Have you ever noticed what kind of person are they? Yes, they are either beggars or people who earn on daily basis (labors) or the people who don’t work but enjoy on the salary of their wives. What if they are not there…will the balance of human race be affected? NO, it will not. So what is the need of these kinds of creatures being alive, let them be cleaned as you clean cockroaches from your house.
Many a times I have seen women begging on the road with a child in their lap, can’t they work in someone’s house and earn their bread?

Foreigners who visit INDIA generally capture these incidents and show them in their nation. Is this the picture of INDIA we want to depict? Absolutely no, and this is not depicted by us.

Whenever there is a blast, stampede, or any natural calamity the number of persons getting killed usually include such creatures only. The only sorrow which remains in such incident are that some normal or good persons are also killed which should not happen. Normally people like to have more than 2-3 children so that at least one among them become a good citizen..OK agreed, what if one has become an engineer or doctor or something good, rest other should be killed. Pardon me for being harsh!
When you sow seed, you generally sow 2-3 at a time so that at least one of them become a plant, if by chance the other seeds also grow beside it they are plucked off because they are weeds and they hinder the plants growth, the point which I want to make is that identify the weeds and pluck them or else they will keep hindering our growth.

Considering another example, whenever driving on a road which passes through some village or LIG (lower income group) colony, you will encounter many incidents of people changing lane without any indication, they drive rashly compete with others … don’t know what they want to prove? They exchange words (abuses) on trifles, they spit around without watching if there is anyone on the side or coming by. Did you ever notice such incidents on MG Road or road in front of Vidhan Soudha? No, you didn’t because the people traveling on those roads are cultured, they represent human race. One solution is that, eliminate these creatures from INDIA and let the uncommon road also become like MG road. One more common scenario to be seen is that, while standing on signal waiting for the signal light to turn green many people start before the light even turns yellow, and this is generally done by those creatures only. One very practical solution I’ll suggest is that shoot them as soon as they violate the signal rule, after doing this not only we will be reducing the population but also teach the others that what might happen, and this might change those creatures into normal human being.

I know the message I am conveying must not be feasible neither practical but my aim is right only the path is wrong. When Bangalore registered many incidents of dog biting, then the government started catching stray dogs and did vasectomy on them. Salute to the government, but when human race is considered, government hands are tied. Well I won’t discuss on this as this form the part of vote politics.

The message what I want to convey is that everyone is not bad or wrong in those creatures community, and I also agree that due to some reason or circumstances they fall under that category. The point is that those people don’t want to change only, you cannot straighten a dog’s tail but surely you can cut it. There is a poor boy that comes to our apartment to collect old paper and by selling them he manages to pay his fees. There are many others of his age group who actually don’t even want to go to school and create all sort of nuisance on road.

The whole gist is that among that group of poor, uncultured people
Leave the best, KILL the rest….